- RICK REESE - Best paintings from a bald guy ever!
- ROBERT POKORNY - Paints like Walker Texas Ranger fights.
- MATT WHITLOCK - All the women at Nickelodeon want him. Too bad.
- BRIAN EWING - Taught me how to read. Awesome posters.
- GARRY BOOTH - Claims his great great grandaddy didn't shoot Lincoln.
- RYAN MILNER - Can defintely paint his way out of a paper bag.
- KEVIN BANNISTER - Have you gone for a ride on the Bannister?
- DAVE JAMES - Uses his comic strip gags to fight for seriousness.
- EILEEN BERTUMEN - Bertumen, it means freak-licious, look it up.
- JACOB GLASER - Uses real people to make illustrations.
- KATIE MCDEE - Makes great illustrations by calling on the Eagle Spirit.
- MIKE CLEGERN - Almost invented the internet.
- ZEPTONN - His illustrations have children all over town.
- RAY FRENDEN - No one knows where he came from or what he looks like.
- EVAN YARBOROUGH - Illustrations that make the ladies feel ok.
- TOMER HANUKA - Illustrations of the unseen world.
- BRIAN JARAMILLO - Teeching the werld too reed again.
- STEVE WIERTH - Collaborates with Satan on illustrations.
- JULIA SONMI HEGLUND - Too awesome for just a first and last name.
- PHIL TSENG - There used to be a "P" in AWESOME until he took it out.
- REILLY STROOPE - Smarter than the average kangaroo with illustration skills.
